aks me anythign,m lovelies~
hwo do u liek me now, mr englihs?

oops tihs isnt an ask……..

hwo do u liek me now, mr englihs?

oops tihs isnt an ask……..

was totes all up adn gonna put some supa seyx lalond swag up here but

tihs happened

opps

((photocredit obviously to the enthusiasts!))

was totes all up adn gonna put some supa seyx lalond swag up here but

tihs happened

opps

((photocredit obviously to the enthusiasts!))

all teh bitches be ejalouse
*jealous

((credit for pic goes to fuknuggetz :B))

all teh bitches be ejalouse

*jealous

((credit for pic goes to fuknuggetz :B))

totes all up adn got some pcituers for u guys from teh con this wekeend ill get them up soon

but fro now engjoy this picture of a pinecone

That update.

ask-irl-timaeustestified:

wehre does she fuckign shop i want taht outfit

take me shoppign sometime fuck wyh are all tehse blue ckichs cuter than me

also her hair omgggggg

oh gl w/that too im ehre for u and everythign u totes have my shulder to get ur cry on w/

i regeret nothign

 i mean

hwat are u talkgin about dirk

i regeret nothign

 i mean

hwat are u talkgin about dirk

ask-irl-timaeustestified:

ask-irl-tipsygnostalgic:

ask-irl-timaeustestified:

ask-irl-tipsygnostalgic:

TT: Yo.

TT: AR here.

TT: Bringing you an update from our own fabulous Roxy Lalonde.

TT: She’d ‘totes’ love to be giving you all disgustingly sappy Valentine’s pictures, but she’s a little busy trying to fill herself with as much alcohol as she can.

TT: As are most of the single, lonely people…

TT: So that’s where you went…
TT: Sometimes I feel like you walk off my face, AR. 

nto my fautl he gets boreded listenign to ur leovsick catcalls all day

sometones gotta give ihm attention *wikn

TT: Going through AR’s chat log…
TT: It seems you both had a wonderful massacre day as well…
TT:….
TT: I hope you cleaned him. 

imagigingn ur squick as i tell u mayb i diddnt

lollin

ttotes worth teh etroublw

ask-irl-timaeustestified:

ask-irl-tipsygnostalgic:

TT: Yo.

TT: AR here.

TT: Bringing you an update from our own fabulous Roxy Lalonde.

TT: She’d ‘totes’ love to be giving you all disgustingly sappy Valentine’s pictures, but she’s a little busy trying to fill herself with as much alcohol as she can.

TT: As are most of the single, lonely people…

TT: So that’s where you went…
TT: Sometimes I feel like you walk off my face, AR. 

nto my fautl he gets boreded listenign to ur leovsick catcalls all day

sometones gotta give ihm attention *wikn

TT: Yo.

TT: AR here.

TT: Bringing you an update from our own fabulous Roxy Lalonde.

TT: She’d ‘totes’ love to be giving you all disgustingly sappy Valentine’s pictures, but she’s a little busy trying to fill herself with as much alcohol as she can.

TT: As are most of  the single, lonely people on Valentine’s day.

TG: dotn tell tehem that im derinkign and lonekly u asshole

TT: Well, the cat’s out of the bag now, anyway.

TG: ya well ptu it back in ufck the dcat

TT: Please resume your regularly scheduled sloppy makeouts with your sweethearts, everyone.

TG: ya get tur froove on

TG: *grooof

TG: *groove

TG: hap val day everyyr5one

((not feeling up to taking pictures today unfortunately, going to stew in my own v-day misery and eat chocolate and watch the colony instead <3 love you all, though!!))

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i juts wanted u to know how much u all mena to me….. well one personn in specficic but you know….

tahnk u all v v much. <3

lololol u can totes see my tryign not to cry in tehre oopssssss

((Dirk…

And anons….

((mostly Dirk tho…))

I want to thank you…

…for your kind words…

…And your support.

It really…

….Really….

REALLY

((srsly, rly))

Means a lot to me

That I have someone

Like you.

You take care of me…

…in your own way… ((read: like a JERK))

You love me. You’ll never admit it.

But you do. And that…

Means the world to me.

You probably don’t realize it…

But you save my life. All the time.

Nothing I could do, or say…

Could accurately, or adequately let you know how much it means to me.

No matter where your life or decisions take you… I wish you the absolute BEST. I mean it.

I love you, Dirk. And I always will. No matter what.

Thank you. <3 Roxy))